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x New Members Added: 297/1000 Do you have adblock enabled? Try Ads-Free Fark Report It’s Not News, It’s Fark How To Fark Log In | Sign Up » Login Password Forgot password? X FARK TotalFark my Fark About/FArQ Contests Store Contact Us Mobile SUBSCRIBE☰ Bobcaygeon Password Login Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn’t load or you have an older browser that doesn’t support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Main Discussion Sports Business STEM Entertainment Fandom D’awww Food Politics NEW To Fark? Find Out HOW TO FARK X Submit a Link » Tue May 14, 2024 Spiders on a plane encounters production delay source: yahoo.com | share: Copy Link 0 Old and busted: lightning closes airport. New hotness: lightning strike blows out runway source: abc13.com | share: Copy Link 3 Texas high bought low source: msn.com | share: Copy Link 5 Mon May 13, 2024 Goofus illegally goes off-roading in his lifted truck in death valley. Gallant destroys 125 year old historic structure winching the truck out of the mud when it becomes stuck source: 8newsnow.com | share: Copy Link 26 This is the church. Here is the steeple. And now a tornado. To frighten the people source: wjactv.com | share: Copy Link 13 BMW driver convicted of gambling with human lives, not knowing how to park or use turn indicators source: kron4.com | share: Copy Link 13 The CIA ties up loose end source: wtae.com | share: Copy Link 11 We’ve had one, yes, but what about second funeral? source: bbc.co.uk | share: Copy Link 6 If I buy them, do I get to burn Atlanta? source: cnn.com | share: Copy Link 42 Woman never thought she would be reunited with her grandmother’s face-eating leopard source: wcax.com | share: Copy Link 10 Not sure what this Amish guy is trying to pull, but in my day we rode horses when roping cattle source: wgal.com | share: Copy Link 19 (Some Brooklyn Flier) Photoshop this kite flier source: brooklynbridgepark.org | share: Copy Link 18 Today in Life Imitates Science Fiction: They are getting ready to launch John Crichton in Farscape1 source: msn.com | share: Copy Link 38 (Some Guy) Truckers say the IcePick Bandit’s attacks on their tires, brake lines & airbags is the biggest crime by the Florida Georgia Line after the invention of Bro Country source: overdriveonline.com | share: Copy Link 29 "Yes, we know your son has been receiving treatment for severe aplastic anaemia and had to wait for a stem cell donor and has just undergone chemotherapy, but we really need to discuss his appalling attendance record at school" source: kentonline.co.uk | share: Copy Link 36 (Some Guy) Man refuses to let a little thing like mortality interrupt his dad jokes source: eternos.life | share: Copy Link 31 Two sisters had a storm in CA badly damage their house in Feb 2019. Their insurance company’s adjuster offered them $5k, take it or leave it. They left it, and sued instead. A jury decided $18M including $12M in punitive damages seemed right source: msn.com | share: Copy Link 93 Harmful cooking practices result in the deaths of 3.7 million people every year. And no, that doesn’t refer to microwaving fish in the office source: aljazeera.com | share: Copy Link 54 NYS Craft Brewer’s Festival - Canalside Buffalo, June 22, 2-6PM source: fark.com | share: Copy Link 10 Photoshop these surfers source: usatoday.com | share: Copy Link 13 10 foot 8 bridge carries on where the former 11 foot 8 bridge left off. Bonus: the curbs eat cars, too source: youtube.com | share: Copy Link 44 (Some Guy) Abergavenny Man giving Florida Man a run for his money - claims to have found the secret to eternal life. Special appearance by anti-woke Indiana Jenkins source: abergavennychronicle.com | share: Copy Link 31 (Some Guy) In Vermont news: residents struggle to understand the reason why a human molar is deeply embedded into a granite wall (warning: article is long, surreal) source: vermontpublic.org | share: Copy Link 45 If you’re a bus driver and some boarding passengers don’t pay fare, the accepted protocol is apparently not to park, lock the bus doors and trap all passengers until bus inspector arrives or everyone pays up. Correction: In Singapore, it is source: asiaone.com | share: Copy Link 45 Presenting the first ever Who Wants A TotalFark Subscription Pitch Contest - DIT - Drew source: fark.com | share: Copy Link 218 Hiker falls 300 feet on Dog Mountain. That’s rough source: koin.com | share: Copy Link 22 The 1% are alarmed the rest of us aren’t having enough children to work in the mines source: msn.com | share: Copy Link 207 On this day in history, in 1568, Mary Queen of Scots was defeated, a military failure which would lead to her subsequent deheading as well source: history.com | share: Copy Link 15 Caption this municipal employee source: rd.com | share: Copy Link 22 If bird flu doesn’t kill us all, antimicrobial resistance probably will. Happy Monday, everyone source: theguardian.com | share: Copy Link 22 To the surprise of no one, the NYC-to-Dublin video portal to hell is getting real freaky source: nypost.com | share: Copy Link 53 Pop quiz, hotshots: Which A in AAA stands for ’Alien’ ? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk | share: Copy Link 29 Today is National Drew Day, tell us in the comments how you’ll be celebrating source: nationaltoday.com | share: Copy Link 54 On this day in history, in 1985, the Philadelphia police successfully negotiated a peaceful conclusion to a standoff with a Black separatist group. Not really, they bombed a city block and killed almost everyone source: history.com | share: Copy Link 160 Potato News Today ends all contact with Israel amid senseless violence in Palestine, proving that no crimes can be hidden from someone with that many eyes source: potatonewstoday.com | share: Copy Link 55 The woman who invented Mother’s Day ended up hating the holiday source: msn.com | share: Copy Link 51 Most high school senior pranks are harmless fun. This one’s a crime against humanity source: nypost.com | share: Copy Link 58 Sure, Duke students staged a walkout during his commencement speech, but the real story is Jerry Seinfeld apologized for making Bee Movie so sexualized source: deadline.com | share: Copy Link 145 Man saves £30k getting dog’s surgery and veneers done at the same time. Article fails to explain why a dog needed veneers in the first place source: mirror.co.uk | share: Copy Link 16 Catholic priest sparks outrage after suggesting that Jesus brought his own wood to the crucifixion source: metro.co.uk | share: Copy Link 62 Photoshop this simulated moon walk source: nasa.gov | share: Copy Link 14 The fixer is in. Expect some fireworks as Michael Cohen is set to take the stand in day 16 of Trump’s election interference/hush money/financial fraud trial source: apnews.com | share: Copy Link 940 Speed limits are too darn high. Fark: New York’s will be speed limit to 20 miles per hour source: vox.com | share: Copy Link 151 55-year-old man dies while being "fingerprinted" during "intake" at the county jail source: kcra.com | share: Copy Link 30 (Some Catholic) Rifle toting man interrupts first communion service at a Catholic Church in Louisiana. A group Hail Mary is started and no one was hurt and the gunman was uninjured and taken to a hospital for mental health care source: kadn.com | share: Copy Link 58 Day 810 of WW3: Putin moves Shoigu from defense ministry to Security Council amid a government reshuffle. Russian economist Andrei Belousov will be Russia’s new defense minister. An economist? Yeah, that will help. It’s your Monday Ukraine war thread source: cnbc.com | share: Copy Link 481 Snek arrives at wedding with no gift, gets tossed by bridesmaid who learned it from watching Steve Irwin. Good thing it wasn’t a stingray source: yahoo.com | share: Copy Link 34 Not news: responsible gun owner tries to "reinsert the fallen magazine while removing the gun from...